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Another Boothie Carol

It’s time for another dose of revised holiday cheer. Here’s another classic Christmas carol rewritten in the “Boothie” theme. Please remember that these songs are just meant as harmless fun, and not an endorsement of Booth and his actions.
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We, Bruti
As sung to, “We, Three Kings of Orient Are”

We Bruti, of vengeance we are.
Recompense we seek for our scars.
This oppression through suppression,
Masking as stars and bars.

O, Lincoln, Seward, Johnson too
Tyrants all, destructive crew.
Guns and daggers, cease their swagger.
Guide us on our deadly coup.

“Caesar falls from my noble plot.
I am scorned, but it matters not.
Chased and hunted, lamed and blunted,
I earn my own gun shot.”

O, Lincoln, Seward, Johnson too
Tyrants all, destructive crew.
Guns and daggers, cease their swagger.
Guide us on our deadly coup.

“With my knife, I burst in his room.
With his blood, I paint it with gloom.
He survived me, then they tried me.
Now I await my tomb.”

O, Lincoln, Seward, Johnson too
Tyrants all, destructive crew.
Guns and daggers, cease their swagger.
Guide us on our deadly coup.

“With my task, I could not commit.
Pawned my gun, from D.C. I split.
Found with Richter, bound and pictured,
Still the same fate I get.”

O, Lincoln, Seward, Johnson too
Tyrants all, destructive crew.
Guns and daggers, cease their swagger.
Guide us on our deadly coup.

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A Boothie Carol

During this holiday month, I am hoping to post a few of my “Boothie” Carols.  I hope you enjoy these revised Christmas carols as the harmless bit of humor that they were intended to be.

This first one is called, “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Play”.  I’ve embedded a YouTube video of the original song in case you feel like singing along with the new lyrics. 🙂

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It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Play

As sung to, “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year”

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It’s the most wonderful time of the play.

With the stage almost empty,

And laughter a plenty,

Plus I’ve barred the way.

It’s the most wonderful time of the play.

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It’s the slap-happiest whimsy of all.

When their foreign born cousin,

A bane there in London,

Let’s loose his guffaw.

It’s the slap-happiest whimsy of all.

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There’ll be noise for suppressing,

The sound of my threshing,

In case someone puts up a fight.

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There’ll be shock and confusion,

A sense of delusion,

As Lincoln goes out like a light.

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It’s the most wonderful time of the play.

There’ll be much adoration,

As I save the nation,

A tyrant, I slay.

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It’s the most wonderful time.

Yes, the most wonderful time.

Oh the most wonderful time,

Of the play!

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Eeny, meeny, miny, moe…

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Sic Semper Muppets!

John Wilkes Booth hadn’t planned on killing Abraham Lincoln at all. When he entered the balcony box at Ford’s, he was really hoping to put an end to two of the worst hecklers in the business:

Happy Friday!

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The Assassination in Comic Books

The assassination of Abraham Lincoln at the hands of John Wilkes Booth was a defining moment of American history.  It was a national tragedy the likes of which we had never experienced.  It turned Lincoln into a martyr and changed the course our country would take after a devastating Civil War.  For this reason, the assassination of Abraham Lincoln has become perfect fodder for the imaginative minds of comic book writers.  Through this artful medium, Lincoln’s assassination has been remembered, revised, and completely reinvented to match the worlds in which superheroes like Superman, Batman, The Flash, and others exist.  Most references to the assassination in comic books are brief but a select few have devoted serious attention to America’s great drama of April 14th, 1865.

The Assassination Remembered

Several comic books briefly mention the assassination of Abraham Lincoln as it occurred.  Occasionally, the main character is somehow thrown back through time or enters a parallel world to witness it.  They may interact in the narrative, but the ending is still the same.

  • Superman’s young photographer friend from the Daily Planet, Jimmy Olsen, is thrown back in time to the night Lincoln is assassinated in this comic from 1968:

  • The assassination of Lincoln is remembered in a flashback in a Batman comic from 2003: 

The Assassination Revised

While reminding us all of the past is nice, it isn’t very superhero-y.  More often, the death of President Lincoln is averted due to the help of a hero, or because this is a parallel world where his assassination never occurred in the first place.

  • Superman saves Lincoln just in time in a comic from 1961.  He later discovers he is in a parallel world and history is unchanged in the “real” world.

  • In this West Coast Avengers comic from 1990, Lincoln is able to thwart his own assassination by quick reflexes. Sadly, this is just a parallel world which is destroyed by the man impersonating Major Rathbone.

  • Quick thinking on Civil War Superman’s part saves the President while Booth is impaled by his own knife in this comic from 2003.

  • An actor who closely resembles Abraham Lincoln is somehow sent back in history to the most inconvenient time for him in this standalone comic from 1956.

The Assassination Reinvented

In these versions, the normal history is changed drastically for the comic book world.

  • In a parallel world visited by the Justice League of America in 1964, the villain and victim are switched.

  • In this one shot cover parody from 1999, an alternate Superman is sent to Earth to be raised by the Booth family.  Don’t ask me about the green “Brainiac” Lincoln or the half robot Superman with a derringer in his chest.  I don’t get it either.

  • In this portion of the TV show Batman: The Brave and the Bold, Batman and Abe fight against a “steampunked” John Wilkes Booth:

As entertaining as that rendition is, however, my favorite incarnation of the assassination of Abraham Lincoln in the comic book realm is this 1971 issue of The Flash:

From what I can gather from sources online, the Flash travels forward in time to the year 2971.  He enters a world which once contained a united Earth.  However a dispute has broken out between Earth East and Earth West and there is Civil War once again.  The beginning of the comic leads with a future Lincoln getting disintegrated by a future John Wilkes Booth.

The Flash is rightly confused by how this is possible.

It turns out the future scientists created a robotic Abraham Lincoln to lead them through the Civil War.  He contained Lincoln’s wit and wisdom, and also the ability to calculate the consequences of people’s actions.

Booth makes his escape to Earth East using a jet suit.

The Flash chases after him, but gets trapped when Booth ties him up with a future chain that squeezes him harder and harder.

Booth jets off again to meet his master, an evil mastermind named Bekor.  He turns over the murder weapon he used to kill Lincoln to Bekor.  Bekor betrays Booth and shoots him with the disintegrator.  Bye Bye, Booth.  When Bekor kills Booth though, Robot Abraham Lincoln remerges out of the gun.  Apparently, using his robot brain, Lincoln predicted someone would try to take his life.  So he carried around his anti-disintegrator pocket watch.

He turns the table on Bekor using his good old fashioned wrestling skills.

By then, The Flash has managed to escape the squeezing chains and rushes to Bekor’s lair.  He manages to get Lincoln out of the lair before it self-destructs.  Lincoln continues as President of Earth, using his 19th century wisdom to lead this troubled, 30th century world.  This is a fun and entertaining reinvention of the assassination of Lincoln.

There are many other comic books that include references to the assassination of Abraham Lincoln with more coming out every year.  As long as Abraham Lincoln continues to be an important part of the American story, his death will continue to find a place within their multicolored pages.

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JWB and Grover Cleveland: Drunks

The night of Tuesday September 17th, 1895 proved to be a busy (and historic) one for the Chicago police department:

Let the romps of “J. Wilkes Booth” and “G. Cleveland” be a lesson to us all – no matter how dead or distinguished you might be, there’s no controlling how the “spirits” might move you.

References:
The Daily Inter Ocean – Sept. 19, 1895
The steamer that “J. Wilkes Booth” was the cook for, “The City of Traverse”, spent its twilight years as an illegal gambling ship.

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Mystery Pictures Part II – Bits and Pieces

Time for a bit of trivia and entertainment here on BoothieBarn.  Try your best to see if you can figure out what is shown in each of the twelve pictures below.  This time, I have only given you bits and pieces of the entire item or place.   When you think you’ve got them all (or given up) click on the “Check Your Answers” link below.  Good luck!

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Check Your Answers!

So, how did you do?

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Mystery Pictures

Time to test your knowledge of assassination related places and objects.  Look at the mystery pictures below and take a guess as to where/what it is.  When you’ve guessed on all nine of the pictures click the Answer button at the bottom to see how you did.  Good luck!

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Got them all figured out?

Check the Answers!

How did you do?

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